(Source: horror-cine-saloon, via inkcoveredhands)
(Source: jncos, via prettykikimora)
i cannot believe it’s christmas eve and no one is talking about how Gritty dressed up as Santa Claus and attacked other Santas in his general vicinity
(via lord-kitschener)
spam email that starts off with “Behold!” is setting a damn high bar for itself
Broke: Starting your spam email with “Behold!”
Woke: Starting your spam email with “Hwaet!”
(via somehistoriancalledmike)
Kate Bush – December will be magic again (6,511 plays)
Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*
Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly
Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma
(via old-spaghetti-factory)
(via prettykikimora)